Now class, the objective of this lecture is to let everyone understand the qualities of what makes someone bent in the head so bad so as to be labeled 'sick'. Basically, there are several distinctive features which defines an individual as 'sick'.
1.) Stalks classmates and beasts
2.) Likes to talk about legs during national festivities
3.) Has ideas and thoughts about the slurping up of the leg
4.) Likes to go to weird places( Name usually starts with "The House of..")
Now, we will move on to strange behaviour which can define 'sick'ness.
1.) Stalker tends to appear missing around the same time as the prey
2.) Tends to disappear quickly after school along with the prey
3.) Appears restless and exhausted
Well, I hope this lecture has proved to be useful. You never know when someone 'sick' is just around the corner or closer than you think.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
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2 comments:
oh teacher i have a question.
by referring to ur definition of sick above, i can therefore conclude that john can NEVER be labeled 'sick' as he does not fulfill ANY of the stated quota.
If John's not sick, then what???? lol.
oh yeah. I remember now. 'Horny'.
-.-''' lolx.
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