~TEN DAYS~ est.2007

eto..the blog looks dead horr....
then must Kei to the rescue ah? dotss xDD
ps. John, dun do so many draft on the last episode of the sss xDDD
keep it a surprise for us ^^

Things you will NOT want to hear during a surgery
some no.s are wrong..i lazy to change so just ignore...
1. DAMN! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
2. What do you mean he/she wasn't in for a sex change...!
3.Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
2.Nurse, have anybody survived with 500ml of this stuff nefore?
3. Hand me that..uh...that uh..thingie.
4.Ok, take a photo at this angle. This is truly a freak of a nature.
5. Oops!
6. Has anyone seen my watch?
7.Come back with that! Bad Dog!
8. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them.
11. What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
12. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
13. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
14. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
15. I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
16. Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
17. Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
18. Don't worry, I think it is sharp enough.
19. Better save that. We will need it for the autopsy.And the thing you DO NOT EVER EVER want to hear:
20. FIRE! FIRE! Everybody getout!
21." Hi , my name is Bean . Mr Bean "
22."Auntie, please relax, this is my first time."
23. "don't worry, the doctor was a bomb disposal specialist"
1) the wife was waiting outside of the OP room and the doc came out. "well how is he?" the wife ask."he is alright." the doc replied. "thank god !!" the wife sigh. "err.. u got me all wrong, he is alright as in his left side is PARALYSES....so he i ALL RIGHT now..."[um..i got no idea on the joke..someone enlighten me]
2) the doc walk up to the victim's wife and said "sorry we lose him..." before the wife could react the nurse shouted "we found him!! he is in the 4th story toilet!!"
24."scissors, pincer, oh no we're losing him... magic wand!"
25."oh wait... was that our last pack of blood?"
26."Hey, why's this thing sticking out?"
27."oh wait... i didnt learn this in school"
28."oh shucks! BLACKOUT! power failure!"
29.oops..overdose
30.darn.. I knew that was not the right part to cut..
31.he has insurance rite?
32.u want him to pick his funeral clothes, just in case
33.The doctor says "i have a good news and a bad news...""bad news is that we cut the wrong leg... but the good news is that u dont need the op at all~"
34.U've got the wrong doctor..I'm a vet..
35."Um....I think that wasn't sleeping gas. That was.....poison gas.......O_O"
36."Houston, we have a problem."
37."Eh? He wasn't given anesthetics?"
38."Is he supposed to hear us?"
39."Did I just did the right thing?"
40.c take a look at watch " certified at ( time ) , send the body for autopsy "
41.$2000 i guess? not bad, pretty healthy pair of kidneys. check out that heart, probably cost $3500
42.doc:NURSE! where are my scissors?Nurse: ....
you can roughly guess where
43.UNO! *feels some plastic piece on your body*
44." what size did he say he wanted ? OMG !!! they look like peanuts ..... "
45.*hic* wooh, the room ish sphinning! *hic* Im not drunk, nono *hic* *vomits* now pass me that schapel....*hic*
46.opens up the stomach..."hey, where's the heart?"*hand digs into the stomach...*
47.I think I entered the wrong room""Nurse, I think I discovered I have a phobia for blood...""Bloody Mary neone?""Tomie~!" - Reference to a work by Junji Ito"My name is Britney..""Doctor~ Your psychitrist is on the phone..."
48."OH, it's on HIS left!"
49.*points to heart* "hey watz dat?"*points to lung* "hey watz dat?"*points to blood* "hey water!"*points to tumour* "hey black hole!"
50."bah, the chances of success ain't high anyway"
51.

"are u thirsty? mr dracula"
52.

"Yes, I know they start with the same letter, but I wanted chloroform, not cyanide."
53.are u sure that is connected to there???
54.cough cough sneeze..... argh shit!
55."ii think it is...lets just cut it up and see"
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56.

"shit odex is coming.. where can i hide my thumbdrive full of fansub anime? hmm... well he wun know it when he wakes up wun he...hehe"
57."Mr xxx, your credit card turns out to be expired, we are sorry but we have to stop the operation at where it is until we receive full payment" =D
58."argh....fuck care, just dump everything in and stich it up."
59.Patient: Err...doctor...I thought it was a surgery for my leg, why are you aiming for my arm?
Doc:... ...
Patient: Err..doctor...?
Doc:... ...
Patient: Err...nurse, that pair of scissors hasn't been cleaned yet, has it...?
Nurse: ... ...
Patient: Err...Nurse...?
Nurse:... ...
60.Doc: *sawing at leg, trying to amputate*
nurse: doc?doc: mmmm....hehehehehe......*evil*
nurse: doctor? doc: hehehe...HEHEHE! HEHEHEHEHE! *starts sawing voilently*
nurse: *starts backing away*
doc: AHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHA! *becomes crazy and starts cutting at wherever he can*
nurse: *screams* *faints*
61.after an hour of tiring operation...
nurse:O_O [whispers]...dun tell the patient!!
doc:[shouting] eh? hey wait a minute...wat do YOU mean that i operated on the WRONG PART!? i tot u said it was his testicles?why the sudden ''hey doc u shld be operating on his kidneys not his testicles?'' u better dun be fooling around....
patient:[dizzy and numb due to some medicine] uhh? wat? doc...i feel weird...like sumthing is missing..doc: oh!oh! err...it must be because of the medicine...yea! that's rite...the medicine.[patient then went back to sleep]
doc: [looks at the testicle on the table] oh holy fcuk! U tell me wat the hell i do now?replace them wif ping pongs?
62.Patient: er doc? what are you doing?
doc: cutting you... why?
parient: arent you supposed to give me anesthetic(sic)?
doc: oh...you did not pay for the anesthetic(sic), so we will just go ahead with the surgery without it
63.Just after the Doc uses anasthesia on patient...Doc: Hehe...this guy won't know that I'm gonna with his wife while he recovers
64.i dun like dat tattoo. leme cut it up. *arm drops out* oops.
65...err.. what do you mean this isn't cooking class?.. fantastic. Let the feasting begin... mwahhaha
66. um...it has mature contents...dun blame me lorrr..i just copy and paste...if u wanna read up to u....
hmm... feeling kinda aroused now..... argh... can't take it anymore..*hears the sound of someone unzipping his pants
67.

"ooo ohhh ohhh yeahhhh... yeahhh baby.... u're gooooddd..."

okay...just for laughs again...credits to http://sgcafe.com/showthread.php?t=26915&page=2
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