since the exam results is coming out..any some are going emo state[and since someone in the tag said he tried to cut his wrist and blahhhhh blahhh]......um...here~~
Rules of being a poser Emo
#1 : never call yourself Emo
#2 : try to cut yourself but never manage to do so
#3 : Make sure you have 70% of hair covering your face.
#4 : always ALWAYS wear eyeliner
#5 : act like L.
#6 : scare the shit off people by sms/msn them that your dying
#7 : Always carry a guitar around
#8 : cut yourself and sway the knife in class by telling EVERYONE that the class that you cut yourself
#9 : thinks that MCR are cool. thinks they are gothic?
#10 : likes 'gothic', 'punk', clothing and claims whatever in black is equal to them.
# 11 : make sure your always looking at the floor...
# 12 : yell at your parents "you donno what i'm going through now" when they tell you to clean the dish
# 13 : always scream i hate you i hate you!!!
#14 : claim that they hate their parents while their parents drive them to school everyday in a big family car (rich)
#15: Always wear the same black cardigan even though it's hot as hell out there...(add glasses for a nerdier look + black skinny jeans)
#16: Hang out at the esplanade and vivocity rooftop garden~LOL
#17: Pretend to make out with your other friends(same gender) and get stared at by others
#18: wear a emo tag.
#19: must hav candles.
#20: must noe how to draw a perfect circle XD
#21: likes the idea of death, vampires.. etc
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#23 : Hates people calling them retard[kinda applies to everyone tho..dotssss]
#24: They always have a good companion[http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U]
#25: if you play an instrument, please headbang
#26: VK/Lolita/Punk are your best friends
#27: black, if not white are your cup of tea (trust me, the way i see it, white is a great color for emo-ers. just look at L)
#28: you have some adolescent girls squealing in excitement on how adorable you are when they see you (for one, they may mistake you for a cute dog =\)
#29: you dont play computer games, they play for you.
#30: people are always worried for you, and will always ask if you are alright, esp girls (*evil snigger*)
#31: u dun talk u just stare.
#32: you dont answer questions, they answer themselves to you.
#33: self injury is child's play
#34: you cant have a bf/gf unless he/she is emo like you
#35: learn to do make-up well please.
#36 they cry in a dark corner, they hide in the shade during the day
#37 they have a diary and it starts with dear diary, mood: apathetic.
#38 emo guys stole their sister's mascara and they were grounded for a week
#39 Come up with famous emo sayings (e.g: Life is a bed of roses, it's full of thorns/ You bleed just to know that you're alive)
#40- love to post how emo and how pity they are, and for sure ALWAYS after posting it, will put at MSN * blogupdated + {a very emo msg }* to make sure the WHOLE WORLD READS IT.. ^^
#41 - after telling u their so called "troubles" and then asking them are they okie.. but they dun answer you and just walk off expecting you to chase them. =_=
42. Claim to listen to emo bands (Get a band shirt from some shop and try to show how supportive you are of emo bands)
43. Suddenly cry in front of people and whine about how pathetic your life is
44. Send people pictures of you slitting your wrists (Lol)
45. Pretend like you know everything that is going on in your life so well but in fact, you know nothing (a.k.a act smart aleck)
45. No one understands me.... NO ONE
46. i feel like killing people who dislike me
47. being bitter, depressed, resentful and insecure all at once
#48. must have a sad life.
49# have a hair which looks like a wig
50# try to jump down the stairs
#51: hav L as ur fav emo idol
anymore?
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