A Tribute to Mr Fuakshiet

Um..

Hey, I know you haven't seen me for quite a while so when I came here I was blown away by this 'controversy'. This freak seems to have really confusing IPs... but you could have just banned him. LOL. Too late for that. Well, I wrote a song about Fuakshiet. Hope he likes it.


You're a moron
Yes you are
You're the biggest one I've met by far

Your moronitude astounds
Your infinite crapness knows no bounds
The more you spam the more Kei frowns
'I want I want', you're out of nouns
You're a moron
Yes you are.

You're a moron
Yes you are
When it comes to being stupid you're the star
Your ignorance is clear
It's incurable I fear

You pick on Uncle you pick on Zhao

You sniff the ass of a dairy cow
You try to pose but you don't know how
What a moron you are now.

You're a moron
Yes you are.

Go get a job at the sushi bar
How miserable have you felt so far
Fcuking a gay in a cookie jar
We don't want you here moron
Au Revoir

OH MY GAWD I LOVE IT

ATTENTION FUAKSHIET

Yup, that's right, that's your new name u childish sunuvabiach. You know, i really wanna know just WTH you intend to accomplish by posing as others...IS THIS wad u call FUN?! If it is, then it is obviously clear that you do not have a brain at all. I don't think you even know what a brain is. Ahh, i can see it all now....
*Mr. Fuakshiet enters Who wants to be a zillionaire*
Host: Good evening Mr. FuakShiet.Are you ready?
Mr. Fuakshiet: I-uh-er-ah-Me-don't-understuand?
Host: I take that as a yes. OK! 1st Question!
*an hour later*
Host: It is amazing ladies and gentlemen! Even though he looks and sounds like a complete moron, Mr. FuakShiet has enetered the final round!
*Round of applause*
Mr. FuakShiet: Sank you very much. Ai em amazed as wells.
Host: Ok then! Mr. FuakShiet, here is the zillion-dollar question!
*What IS a brain?*
A.) A brand of chewing gum
B.) An organ
C.) A soft-toy
D.) A type of nut
*Mr. Fuakshiet thinks for 5mins or so*
Mr. Fuakshiet: Datz wierd, Ai tot it waz er tipe of elastic, cuz Ai uzed tu poot eet on my-
Host: Would you like to use the Lifeline?
Mr. Fuakshiet: Izit a new tipe of con--wait er minit....D!!The anser iz De!!!
Host: Knnbccb-sob-bstd-mthfckr!You dumb or what?! Don't even know WTF a brain is?! You're stupider than i thought man! I think your brain really is a nut, a peanut even!
*Back to reality*
Well, enough daydreaming, but that's not so far off from the truth is it?Well Mr. Fuakshiet, i hope my little post has taught you to be more careful when you chew your NUTS

HEY FUCKSHIT

Heyhey, it's gonna start school and a new year is coming but i seriously got to make this fuckshit post.


and this fuckshit is SERIOUSLY for the poser.(someone mentioned john, but if it's you, seriously you're childish. If it's not you then continue reading.)


I'm gonna call you FUCKSHIT YOU FUCKSHIT.


My vocab is not limited.


YOU WANT MORE?


BASTARD, SON/DAUGHTER OF BITCH, JERK, YOU'RE A DOG INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER FATHER AND 18 GENERATIONS BEFORE AND AFTER YOU, MOTHER WHORE, FATHER JAILBIRD, SISTER KANA RAPED WHILE 12, BROTHER DRUG ADDICT, UNCLES PIMPS, AUNTIES SLEEPING WITH GIGOLOS, ALL CHILDREN BEARED BY YOU OR YOUR FANILY LINE WILL BE RETARDED AND DEFORMED.


HAPPY?


Now my reason for calling you all those up there : STOP GODDAMNIT POSING.


YOU LIKE POSING?!?!


GO COSPLAY. It's a godamnit healthy hobby where you pose as a character. Be it anime, manga, band harry porter.


BUT even if you cosplay i think you'll end up COSFUCKING.


GET IT?!?! AND YOU'LL GET FLAMED AND I'LL STAND 1 SIDE LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF.(sorry i OT-ed -.-;;)





If i ever find out who the bloody hell you are, fuckshit, you're gonna be so dead.


OH YEAH, try this fucking "fun" business of posing as a person here, i got some REALLY GOOD mthods to stop you from posting here. HOWEVER, people are gonna suffer, so to those who suffered, you guys can give your 'thanks' to that FUCKSHIT. I bet he'll/she'll welcome trojan etc.





OH i forget to mention something too. I'm GONNA HAVE MY SHARE OF FUN POSING AS YOU. ^^


AND HOW? Take a FUCKING good look FUCKSHIT!





Fuckshit: OMFG! I'm A DUMBASS. A MORON. A IDIOT. A FOOL. A NINNY. BASTARD, SON/DAUGHTER OF BITCH. JERK. A DOG INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER FATHER AND 18 GENERATIONS BEFORE AND AFTER YOU, MOTHER WHORE, FATHER JAILBIRD, SISTER KANA RAPED WHILE 12, BROTHER DRUG ADDICT, UNCLES PIMPS, AUNTIES SLEEPING WITH GIGOLOS, ALL CHILDREN BEARED BY YOU OR YOUR FANILY LINE WILL BE RETARDED AND DEFORMED, I HOPE THIS WILL GODAMNIT HAPPEN TO ME.


I ALSO WANNA FUCK ARND WITH GAY PROSITUTES, LESBIAN PROSITUTE & GET STDs AND AIDS.


THEN I'M GONNA MOAN, 'I WANT!!!' ALL NIGHT LONG TO WHO EVER IF FUCKING ME. OMFG, I'M GETTING AN ORGASM.





YOU LIKE THAT?


THIS IS GODAMNIT PUBLIC BOARD.


SO I CAN GODAMNIT MAKE IT PRIVATE.


I CAN ALSO GODAMNIT TAKE DOWN THE TAG BOARD.

I CAN ALSO GODAMNIT CLOSE THIS WHOLE BLOG DOWN.


WE DON'T NEED YOUR JUNKS HERE.


GO CREATE YOUR OWN BLOG AND NAME IT "FUCKSHIT" AND YOU CAN POSE AS WHOEVER YOU WANT COS I CAN 100% TELL YOU NOBODY IS GONNA READ.


Come on, who wants to read your blog...i rather go read xiaxue's blog than yours for goodness sake.



THIS IS THE 2nd WARNING.
MAKE IT A THIRD AND WOOHOO BYE BYE FUCKSHIT!
as well as maybe everyone else.

Okay, i'm done getting pissed at you. You can also lay off the posing in here & at any other tag boards. You must love getting flamed right? Well, i have you a tip of the ice berg. Try this a third time, don't bother trying to post here. OH, and you wanna flame me back? Well, you're welcome. I got more vocabs for you and afterall, i GROW UP in a FORUM WITH FLAMERS. I picked up some good stuffs, and maybe you can give me a chance to show off.

Oh and you might want to read the previous post i made abt posers, and compare which post seems more pleasant for your eyes.

Oh and maybe for your sake, i can put up a warning before entering this place.
" ALL FUCKSHIT POSERS, PLS GODAMNIT STAY OUT"
Or, i can just copy and paste both post for reading pleasure.
So whenever you feel like getting flamed, pls read those.
And if you feel like i'm being a person who only hides behind my computer to flame someone.
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME TO LOOK FOR ME. Just post in tag board.
However, if you do fall that low to want to beat me up because you are in the wrong, well, think before you act.


I repeat once again.

THIS IS THE 2nd WARNING.
MAKE IT A THIRD AND WOOHOO BYE BYE FUCKSHIT!
as well as maybe everyone else.

Well, i'm signing out.
Happy new years by the way.
Sorry for any grammer or other mistakes.
My engrish is bad.

thanks syafiqah and rach :)
haha!
im really touched :D, seriously.


anyway, thanks uncle for those reminders.
HAHA! and, remember to cut your hair, pin up your fringe (ESP TO RACH, ALTHOUGH MRS KOH NOT HERE TO CATCH STILL MUST BRING PINS FOR IN CASE!), make your skirts to knee length(SUPER GREAT REMINDER FOR ALL GIRLS.) and, cut your nails :)


these are some of those reminders from me, which uncle did not put it up.
:)


yup, and one more day to 1st january.
im waiting for your braces, rachel! MUAHAHA!


cw, can you like come here?
u not here very UN-lively leh. LOL.
and KEI also.
i miss you LOL.
i miss everyone out there. MUAHAHA

spread the love eh? :)

HAHA! :)

we shall walk together,

hand in hand

AHEM, good morning/afternoon/evening/goodnight ladies and gentlemen...

This is perhaps my most colourful post i have ever made....

Long time no see, no talk, no COME to school....hahahs...guess you have been thinking sick by reading the title and the starting line....

its been really a long time since i see you all, and woo i finally took time off to post something on this blog........as you can see, the blog is in a state of reviving....what you guys can do is to post more? perhaps that helps....

anyways.....from reading the chatbox..that impersonated "ZHAO" seems to be like john...as most of the time john would say "I WANT".....when i was reading that "I WANT".....gives me the impression of john saying it...

well.....sorry to auntie that i won't be coming for your countdown as i think i wanna stay at home for the last day of 2007.....have fun there!

many thing have been happening to our school lately....perhaps too much that you won't even want to think about it......its like same school, same students....different teachers.....
haiz...changes changes everywhere....

oh oh don't forget to wear the BV socks on the 1st day of school when you COME to school......very important..

Remember to tie your shoelaces TIGHT as we will start running for mrs cheong lessons next week

2008 comes ahead....in this next journey...the lions and tendays would be on a trip to a new destination......how will the relationships of lion change? Imminence is the answer...more gossips, more SICK VOCAB, you will find out soon.......

and for the voting thingy..i am voting for ten nights(stand)..sorry as i cannot get it vote everytime

hahs....hope you find it lame...hope to see you all soon!

braces braces !

HELLO ;D

it has been such a long while since i last posted on this blog !
ANYWAY!
something has got me thinking.
we are TENDAYS right ?
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday.

so what are the other 3 days called ?
can we have a poll to decide what will the last 3 days be named ?
like some suggestions would be given, then the best three will be taken ;D
____day
____day
_____day

eh no SICK things arh.

.... now my own blog post is more than tendays post HAHA.
anyway, its sad that u guys cant come for the party, except for the girls:)


and, something to add on;

TO THAT PERSON WHO'S AS SICK AS ME

please lah, if u yourself want AHEM then you write your own name.
please dont write my name.
COWARD is the only name i can say.
i dont know who are you, who cares.
let you copy my name for fun, wont want to know who are you.
i shall just bless you in what you want.


im being kind by saying f you and not the rest.
:)
smiles.


im sorry, i promised myself not to be vulgar.
however, this is the second time im encountering this probem, which is like wtf?
LOL.


okay, anyway, have fun for the rest of the.. 3 more days?
2008 here liao, got a lot of important stuff.

2008 meant that:

: we are 16!! YAY! can watch NC16
: taking O's next year, which is something that i dont wish to face yet.
: OLYMPICS! hope singapore can win more more gold medals! YIPEE! :)


yup, uncle asked me to make the blog alive a little.
and im sorry, i scolded the imposter using vulgarities -.-

make my life

a brighter one

cheng cheng hoohoohoohoohohoohohoo!

MERRY XMAS YEAH?

HAHA!


HOHO! :)
having party on 31 dec.
those who can come msg me hor.


dont be like last time never tell me anything. LOL.

HOHOHO!

santa's coming to town.

OMG!
i just realised i miss you people like so much.
and although i look fierce in that new picture, i still like it:)
much thanks to cheng ho and hyder.
and also to those who chipped in some effort and time.

I MISS YOU PEOPLE!

you all miss me? LOL :)