Yup, that's right, that's your new name u childish sunuvabiach. You know, i really wanna know just WTH you intend to accomplish by posing as others...IS THIS wad u call FUN?! If it is, then it is obviously clear that you do not have a brain at all. I don't think you even know what a brain is. Ahh, i can see it all now....
*Mr. Fuakshiet enters Who wants to be a zillionaire*
Host: Good evening Mr. FuakShiet.Are you ready?
Mr. Fuakshiet: I-uh-er-ah-Me-don't-understuand?
Host: I take that as a yes. OK! 1st Question!
*an hour later*
Host: It is amazing ladies and gentlemen! Even though he looks and sounds like a complete moron, Mr. FuakShiet has enetered the final round!
*Round of applause*
Mr. FuakShiet: Sank you very much. Ai em amazed as wells.
Host: Ok then! Mr. FuakShiet, here is the zillion-dollar question!
*What IS a brain?*
A.) A brand of chewing gum
B.) An organ
C.) A soft-toy
D.) A type of nut
*Mr. Fuakshiet thinks for 5mins or so*
Mr. Fuakshiet: Datz wierd, Ai tot it waz er tipe of elastic, cuz Ai uzed tu poot eet on my-
Host: Would you like to use the Lifeline?
Mr. Fuakshiet: Izit a new tipe of con--wait er minit....D!!The anser iz De!!!
Host: Knnbccb-sob-bstd-mthfckr!You dumb or what?! Don't even know WTF a brain is?! You're stupider than i thought man! I think your brain really is a nut, a peanut even!
*Back to reality*
Well, enough daydreaming, but that's not so far off from the truth is it?Well Mr. Fuakshiet, i hope my little post has taught you to be more careful when you chew your NUTS
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