Crucial Reminder

Now before i start ,let this serve as a reminder to the general population.
When you do get ASSAULTED by the SS, there are 3 possible outcomes:
1.) You WILL get raped
2.) You WILL feel sudden pain
3.) You WILL get raped AND feel pain anyway.
Therefore, i have devised countermeasures as to what you can do if you do meet the SS:
1.) Submit yourself to AGONISING doom
2.) Run like hell AND make sure nothing's missing
And MOST importantly of all,
3.) Wear protection devices AT ALL TIMES
as you never know when 1.) and 2.) can come out terribly wrong
From here onwards, i hope you all all don't and never will run into the deadly SS.