Tuesday, January 29, 2008

with love :D

HELLO EVERYONE.
have been asked to post by silver's dad.
HAHA!


im sure we all had fun in physics:)
but i just cant stand those people who tried to act as others -.-
whatever.


my match was postponed, sigh sigh sigh.
:(


and, thanks for voting for me for the letter to myself thing.
(if u did)
and, and, u all will hear me sing the national anthem again tomorrow.
MUAHAHAHAHAH! :D




the littlest littlest thing we did,
shows how much we love each other.
HAHAHA!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Silver and Olli-tik



Lol.
Well well well. How nine months only felt like nine days.

Congratulations to Oli and his newborn son/daughter Silver.

Just to remind you guys Silver is just Siew Tik + Oliver so yeah the name soon grew popular within a few hours, thanks to CW, me and John.
Remember 21 January 2008: Oliver's first child.

Yesterday Oliver didn't show up for school so we thought the only "logical" explaination was that he was at the hospital at Mdm Ng's side waiting for his first child. Hahahaha..

Sheesh, deciding on the name wasn't much of a problem, deciding on the baby's gender was another thing. -.- Silver must've been glowing so brightly, they didn't have time to check if it was a boy or girl. ( Why can't they just look between the legs -.- ).


John's main excuses are Oli probably 'tried for another' on the hospital bed itself. Gosh. John also quoted that since 'Silver' was suggested by the girls that it would be a girl's name, we'd probably name em 'Olli-tik' if it turned out a male.
Notice the difference?

Haixx.. I could still remember Mdm Ng's forlorn face when me and John bumped into her outside the staffroom. Coincidentally, yet expectedly, we bumped into her again with this time an inconsolable face. It means only one thing: They had succeeded 'the second try'. =.=

So I guess uncle, you have more reasons to groan about life's difficulties now that you're juggling academics and 'parenthood'. John and CW the godfathers.. ZY the god-auntie... having such refined new relatives I'm sure Silver would grow up to be a successful and distinguished young man/woman/homo sapien/canine/horny b. and take over and lead the second generation of ten-days. Just keep Silver a safe distance away from john or john might put em on a leash and... you know what might happen next..

Thursday, January 10, 2008

S'pore Poly

Hey it's me.

So life's off to a great start to 2008. Dunno about u guys, but going to school's a blast.
Like yesterday, CW didn't show up, due to some 'ahem' cirCUMstances. John kept CW 'busy' last two nites and CW ended up in hospital with his bedsheets all soaked with blood. So CW missed school for two days, and missed the S'pore Poly trip too.

John decided not to go, coz he was feeling 'feverish'. We knew he wouldnt have fun without CW along so when on the bus, CW said john's at his house playing archery. Uhh... aim and shoot. Zhao Ying and Oliver couldnt make it too so it was only me and WJ, plus Jess, Rach ,Kei and Siew Ee. Brought the camera along, but I guess no point using it lah. At least Kei got to watch our SMRT video where she caught john at some 'explicit' scenes. Lol.

It was already raining lightly by the time we got to the poly and lots of schools were flooding the place. We went around in circles into the building and then out and in again. -.- Kei met up with her cosplay pal at the poly and she was holding a blade everywhere she went. (Aiya, you could have killed someone!! If john was there I bet you wud have ripped up mr fuakshiet to pieces huh)

So anw, me, WJ and sharil got kinda bored lookin around so we kinda explored on our own. No we didnt ditch the girls, we were just bored. Not many really interesting stuff, but i like the simulators and the robot band, that was cool. The manga there aint half bad, CW cud have picked some some tips. (But i think he's already passed their level, lol) According to darwin, eric took the flight simulator and kept steering the helicopter extermely vertical. Good grief. Thank God it was a damned simulator.

Overall it was pretty boring to me. My shoulders ached after the trip. I hope the ngee ann one wouldn't be so pointless. At least it's free.


~Hyd

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

DANG DANG DANG

Attention Fuakshiet haters!

After 5 minutes of purely analyzing traces of Mr Fuakshiet, I've come to a conclusion of who he is. Not confirmed, but 99.99999% should be correct.

Main evidence: The accused mixes up Kei with Rachel. HE thinks Kei = Rachel.

Source A
Here's the comment from Kei's catastrophic post that set set the blog ablaze:
Anonymous: "Rachel ,why so rude. Iknow who is the culprit. He is just fooling around , and you take it so seriouslt. Very disappointing. And moreover , this only involve the person itself , why paint the family as whores and other dirty things . I tell you lah, it is me. and iam quite furious that you drag my family into this. u better aoplogise."

Source B
And here's something I found on the tagboard:
John: Tsk Tsk , racel ,why so rude. Call the people ******** for what. Very uncivilised you know.

Isn't it obvious??????????????????????????
WHO ELSE mixes up Kei as Rachel? WHO ELSE makes spelling mistakes but never corrects them on tagboards? WHO ELSE says 'I want I want'? WHO ELSE puts spaces in between their commas????
Furthermore, IP address of John's = spammers. :D LOL.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, right cw? We OWNAGE (^^ kei) LOL. All this wihle we've been screaming at some imaginary idiot, we even gave him a name. It was the person we suspected all along -.- Yeah, he wants he wants.

Nice try john. See u guys tomorrow. :)

Monday, December 31, 2007

A Tribute to Mr Fuakshiet

Um..

Hey, I know you haven't seen me for quite a while so when I came here I was blown away by this 'controversy'. This freak seems to have really confusing IPs... but you could have just banned him. LOL. Too late for that. Well, I wrote a song about Fuakshiet. Hope he likes it.


You're a moron
Yes you are
You're the biggest one I've met by far
Your moronitude astounds
Your infinite crapness knows no bounds

The more you spam the more Kei frowns
'I want I want', you're out of nouns
You're a moron
Yes you are.

You're a moron
Yes you are
When it comes to being stupid you're the star
Your ignorance is clear
It's incurable I fear

You pick on Uncle you pick on Zhao
You sniff the ass of a dairy cow
You try to pose but you don't know how
What a moron you are now.
You're a moron
Yes you are.
Go get a job at the sushi bar
How miserable have you felt so far
Fcuking a gay in a cookie jar
We don't want you here moron
Au Revoir

OH MY GAWD I LOVE IT

Sunday, December 30, 2007

ATTENTION FUAKSHIET

Yup, that's right, that's your new name u childish sunuvabiach. You know, i really wanna know just WTH you intend to accomplish by posing as others...IS THIS wad u call FUN?! If it is, then it is obviously clear that you do not have a brain at all. I don't think you even know what a brain is. Ahh, i can see it all now....
*Mr. Fuakshiet enters Who wants to be a zillionaire*
Host: Good evening Mr. FuakShiet.Are you ready?
Mr. Fuakshiet: I-uh-er-ah-Me-don't-understuand?
Host: I take that as a yes. OK! 1st Question!
*an hour later*
Host: It is amazing ladies and gentlemen! Even though he looks and sounds like a complete moron, Mr. FuakShiet has enetered the final round!
*Round of applause*
Mr. FuakShiet: Sank you very much. Ai em amazed as wells.
Host: Ok then! Mr. FuakShiet, here is the zillion-dollar question!
*What IS a brain?*
A.) A brand of chewing gum
B.) An organ
C.) A soft-toy
D.) A type of nut
*Mr. Fuakshiet thinks for 5mins or so*
Mr. Fuakshiet: Datz wierd, Ai tot it waz er tipe of elastic, cuz Ai uzed tu poot eet on my-
Host: Would you like to use the Lifeline?
Mr. Fuakshiet: Izit a new tipe of con--wait er minit....D!!The anser iz De!!!
Host: Knnbccb-sob-bstd-mthfckr!You dumb or what?! Don't even know WTF a brain is?! You're stupider than i thought man! I think your brain really is a nut, a peanut even!
*Back to reality*
Well, enough daydreaming, but that's not so far off from the truth is it?Well Mr. Fuakshiet, i hope my little post has taught you to be more careful when you chew your NUTS

HEY FUCKSHIT



Heyhey, it's gonna start school and a new year is coming but i seriously got to make this fuckshit post.


and this fuckshit is SERIOUSLY for the poser.(someone mentioned john, but if it's you, seriously you're childish. If it's not you then continue reading.)


I'm gonna call you FUCKSHIT YOU FUCKSHIT.


My vocab is not limited.


YOU WANT MORE?


BASTARD, SON/DAUGHTER OF BITCH, JERK, YOU'RE A DOG INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER FATHER AND 18 GENERATIONS BEFORE AND AFTER YOU, MOTHER WHORE, FATHER JAILBIRD, SISTER KANA RAPED WHILE 12, BROTHER DRUG ADDICT, UNCLES PIMPS, AUNTIES SLEEPING WITH GIGOLOS, ALL CHILDREN BEARED BY YOU OR YOUR FANILY LINE WILL BE RETARDED AND DEFORMED.


HAPPY?


Now my reason for calling you all those up there : STOP GODDAMNIT POSING.


YOU LIKE POSING?!?!


GO COSPLAY. It's a godamnit healthy hobby where you pose as a character. Be it anime, manga, band harry porter.


BUT even if you cosplay i think you'll end up COSFUCKING.


GET IT?!?! AND YOU'LL GET FLAMED AND I'LL STAND 1 SIDE LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF.(sorry i OT-ed -.-;;)





If i ever find out who the bloody hell you are, fuckshit, you're gonna be so dead.


OH YEAH, try this fucking "fun" business of posing as a person here, i got some REALLY GOOD mthods to stop you from posting here. HOWEVER, people are gonna suffer, so to those who suffered, you guys can give your 'thanks' to that FUCKSHIT. I bet he'll/she'll welcome trojan etc.





OH i forget to mention something too. I'm GONNA HAVE MY SHARE OF FUN POSING AS YOU. ^^


AND HOW? Take a FUCKING good look FUCKSHIT!





Fuckshit: OMFG! I'm A DUMBASS. A MORON. A IDIOT. A FOOL. A NINNY. BASTARD, SON/DAUGHTER OF BITCH. JERK. A DOG INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER FATHER AND 18 GENERATIONS BEFORE AND AFTER YOU, MOTHER WHORE, FATHER JAILBIRD, SISTER KANA RAPED WHILE 12, BROTHER DRUG ADDICT, UNCLES PIMPS, AUNTIES SLEEPING WITH GIGOLOS, ALL CHILDREN BEARED BY YOU OR YOUR FANILY LINE WILL BE RETARDED AND DEFORMED, I HOPE THIS WILL GODAMNIT HAPPEN TO ME.


I ALSO WANNA FUCK ARND WITH GAY PROSITUTES, LESBIAN PROSITUTE & GET STDs AND AIDS.


THEN I'M GONNA MOAN, 'I WANT!!!' ALL NIGHT LONG TO WHO EVER IF FUCKING ME. OMFG, I'M GETTING AN ORGASM.





YOU LIKE THAT?


THIS IS GODAMNIT PUBLIC BOARD.


SO I CAN GODAMNIT MAKE IT PRIVATE.


I CAN ALSO GODAMNIT TAKE DOWN THE TAG BOARD.

I CAN ALSO GODAMNIT CLOSE THIS WHOLE BLOG DOWN.


WE DON'T NEED YOUR JUNKS HERE.


GO CREATE YOUR OWN BLOG AND NAME IT "FUCKSHIT" AND YOU CAN POSE AS WHOEVER YOU WANT COS I CAN 100% TELL YOU NOBODY IS GONNA READ.


Come on, who wants to read your blog...i rather go read xiaxue's blog than yours for goodness sake.



THIS IS THE 2nd WARNING.
MAKE IT A THIRD AND WOOHOO BYE BYE FUCKSHIT!
as well as maybe everyone else.

Okay, i'm done getting pissed at you. You can also lay off the posing in here & at any other tag boards. You must love getting flamed right? Well, i have you a tip of the ice berg. Try this a third time, don't bother trying to post here. OH, and you wanna flame me back? Well, you're welcome. I got more vocabs for you and afterall, i GROW UP in a FORUM WITH FLAMERS. I picked up some good stuffs, and maybe you can give me a chance to show off.

Oh and you might want to read the previous post i made abt posers, and compare which post seems more pleasant for your eyes.

Oh and maybe for your sake, i can put up a warning before entering this place.
" ALL FUCKSHIT POSERS, PLS GODAMNIT STAY OUT"
Or, i can just copy and paste both post for reading pleasure.
So whenever you feel like getting flamed, pls read those.
And if you feel like i'm being a person who only hides behind my computer to flame someone.
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME TO LOOK FOR ME. Just post in tag board.
However, if you do fall that low to want to beat me up because you are in the wrong, well, think before you act.


I repeat once again.

THIS IS THE 2nd WARNING.
MAKE IT A THIRD AND WOOHOO BYE BYE FUCKSHIT!

as well as maybe everyone else.


Well, i'm signing out.
Happy new years by the way.
Sorry for any grammer or other mistakes.
My engrish is bad.