THE LAST OF SSS Esp 5

The saga continues...... DL stared grimly at the cloaked figure in front of him, his stony face not revealing any emotions. He gathered his thoughts quietly and calmly, evidently with the air of determination of accomplishing something arduous and deadly. For he was facing not a ordinary witch that have turn rouge , but instead dealing with a evil , a menace that is beyond all human comprehension. He was facing Rachel Repulsa, the EVIL ENCHANTRESS, one that have said to exist even beyond the birth of Christ. It was rumored that she was actually the avatar of chaos and serration, and aid with powerful right-hand men: Wimp jie the djiin and Kelly the familiar (which was a Persian) Hence she succeeds in ruling the world ten thousand years ago with her evil minions: the trolls, dark faerie and twisted pixies and hobgoblins. However, King Hyder and the knights of the square table succeed in defeating her by trapping her in a dumpster woven by the greatest druid’s (MERLIN) daughter: Wiseee the maiden.
Unfortunately, she escaped out of the prison and is now seeking revenge on the last surving knight of the square table: ....
....DL

His contemplation of the past was then at this point punctured by a low, sinister hiss from the old gnome. DL then looked up at her, wondering silently how to defeat the cloaked figure in front of him.

EE bone white face was partially hidden by a voluminous dark green cloak that billowed around him. A monkish hood cast the gaunt contours of EE’s face into inky darkness. However, despite this nondescript appearance, she seems to emanate an evil and twisted aura around her, hence giving the unusual notion of hidden great strength t. On her right hand, she was holding a long, slender staff, inscribed with ancient runes.

An icy chill accompanied the EE when she opens her wrinkled mouth to speak.

‘DL, your time is up, ‘the EE grinned saliently, as she malevolently scrutinized the old man that is in front of her. ‘Long have I waited for this moment, now…let me finished what I have started ten thousand years ago.’

DL eyed her silently. Despite his years, he displayed no traces of weakness or infirmity.

‘Very well then, ‘DL said with the air of a true warrior, as if accepting something that is really inevitable.

EE sneered at the old knight. Contempt showed upon her sunken face. ‘Very well then, I will grant your insipid wishes’

Immediately, EE rose to the air above DL, brandish her glowing staff, and hurled a blast of necromantic energy at the aged opponent.

DL gestured quickly .A shimmering, golden barrier manifested before him, shielding him from the EE wrath. Undeterred by the knight’s defenses, EE began bombarding the luminous barrier with blots after blots of destructive power. The deadly hexes crashed against the DL conjuration.

DL was hard-pressed against to defend himself from EE’s ruthless assault. Primordial incantations flashed through his brain as he invoked the ancient powers at his commands.
His hands tracing cabalistic symbols in the air. Eldritch energy crackled around the both, as DL began summoning the dormant, immeasurable forces of nature that he once wields when he was a young knight.

Going on the offensive, DL loosed a blot of mystic green flame that sent the hovering EE being sprawled on the ground, rather unceremoniously.

EE crashed on the several trees on her rude descent, causing noxious vapors rising from the withered, incinerated trees.

However, she rose quickly on her feet, her fury being spurned to greater height. With a great roar of pure anger, she burst through DSL’s shimmering barrier. Shards of golden light flickered faintly, before dissolving to nothingness. Ghastly hands sank into DSL’s temples as EE struggled to crush the old knight head like a nutshell. Veins pulsed on the old warrior’s forehead as he writhed in pain .A agonized moan escaped his lips.

‘Give up, knight, ‘EE crackled madly.’ Let the final darkness claim you’

‘Not yet,’ the old knight gasped... Using all his concentration, he beckoned the SPEAR OF OLLIVERA that has dropped on the ground several paces away. The SPEAR OF OLLIVERA then rose from the ground and zoom into the EE’s body, the spear head tearing a large visible hole on the EE body.

Formless green vapors gushed like blood from the ragged wound. EE shrieked with pain, as she clutched at the gaping wound tightly.’ How? , ‘ groaned EE softly , collapsing on the forest ground as if her life force is being quickly draining out of her from the vapors emanating from the wound

‘Know what?’ DL stood defiantly before the dying ghost. “That you were a spirit. You had to struggled to crush my head ……the most problem that only spirits have”


“Nono...’ muttered EE angrily, as she finally realized her mistakes that she had carelessly committed. “ How could I ever forget that?’ But it was too late, the unusual wound was getting larger and eventually, a writhing and dying EE was vanquished in a large burst of scarlet flame, as the smothering green vapor overwhelmed her.

‘You are after all a stupid girl,’ smiled DL with suppressed glee, as he witnessed the destruction of EE.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest, in the thorny gooseberry bushes, two delighted couples are busy fulfilling their desirable urges. Prince CCH was absolutely excited and ecstatic as SSS have given her pleasure beyond his wildest desires. However, he knew that if he carries on in this pleasurable state, the SSS would suck him to death.

Hence, it is with great reluctance, that he must kill the SSS. When the SSS was busy sucking his ‘ahem’, he quickly raised the SHIELD OF JESSLYNO, point at the writhing SSS, and chant:

‘By the forces of heaven and hell,
Drawn to me this women had fell,
Get rid of her foul desires,
And may she perish like a moth to fire’

Immediately , a holy , azure beam of flame erupted from the pallor of the shield and smothered SSS ( who is still by the way , sucking the prince ‘ahem’) SSS screamed with terror and pain as the flame burned through its body. The flame was so powerful that SSS was burned to a sticky, gooey, charred figure.

‘ Well ,SSS , you may be evil , but u sure know how to please a man , ‘ the prince laughed wittily to the remains , before heading back to find DL and to go home. And eventually, both of them headed home, and live happily ever after. (Not together of course).




THE END

SSS ESP 4

the story continute....

prince cheng cheng ho and DL are currently at the forest of Dean where the dreaded SSS is rumoured to live.Both of them have already bring weapons of impotent power such as the spear of Ollivera and the awesome Shield of Jesslyno to aid them in the battle between the SSS and its . .....master(who is currently unknown)

However , even though DL and the prince had camped in the forest for 5 days already , there was still no sign of the SSS. It appeared that the SSS had known of their coming , and hence is hidding in it nest , to prevent the duo from killing it.

Suddenly , while the duo is walking towards the centre of the forest , the bushes beside the prince emanated a odious smell , as if a animal had ... 'ahem ' ...done its business there.

Immediately, the prince dash straight towards the thorny , gooseberry bushes , as only the terrifying SSS can produced that gruesome smell.

Whathe saw was beyond his wildest imagination . Even though the prince was warned that the SSS could change to a pretty woman , he could take his eye off the nude figure in front of him. That round-clipped lips and that sensual way the SSS was gazing at him with lust was enough to fill the prince with such delight . Without any consideration , he pounced on the SSS and begin to...'ahem'.... do the activity (that only legal adults could do).

Meanwhile DL who was still at the forest path was also confronted with a figure in front of him. Although this figure was not nude , her sheer appearance was strong enough to charge the tranqil air to such malice and hatred.

For this is no ordinary being , this is the EVIL ENCHANTRESS , Rachel Repulsa, who had ruled the world ten thousand years ago , with her evil minons.

Fotunately , prince cheng cheng ho's ancestor PRINCE HYDER , with the help of the KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE , had imprisoned her in a dumpster that was make of pure gold.

So....

How was the EVIL ENCHANTRESS free?

and what does she want?

Find out in the LAST esp of SSS

SSS Esp 3

The saga continute.....

'If there is truely a mastermind behind the growth of SSS , and is as powerful as you claim ', began prince Cheng cheng Ho hesitantly ' Then what is his or her purpose ?'

DL frowned in reply , a slight crese on his forehead, evidently disturbed by the question.Walking to the window sill, he then glance outside, looking intently at the gathering dark, glommy clouds , as if they would show the answer that he seeked.

' sigh , the dreaded storm has approached , yet......powerless i am against this carnage , for .....' , muttered the old venerable jester , musing in his own thoughts , his usually joyful face looking rather saturnine.

The prince stand at one side , patiently waiting for DL to came out of his deep thoughts. After a while , the DL wake up from his thoughts and wave at the prince , claerly indicating the prince to retreat to bed.

' what about you DL ' asked the prince . The DL gave no answer , instead he remain ther , deep in his thoughts.

The prince shrugged ,and proceed back to his room , leaving DL still in the dungeons alone...........

Catch it on sss esp 4

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SSS Esp 2

The story continute as doctor Lumbridge and prince cheng cheng ho plan how to destroy the ravaging SSS.

' So Jester ,do you think that the spear of ollivera could finish the SSS ? ' ,asked prince cheng cheng ho .Theyare inthe dungeons , choosing weapons that would prevail them for the quest.

'No, no I don't think so . You see , the spear of Ollivera is use to kill only spirits or beings that exist in the astral plane or are in planes that are beyond time and space ,it is unwise to use it against the SSS since it is a witch by nature , Doctor Lumbridge replied absent mindedly .

'Ok , then how about using the wand of Master Oda ? '

' No ,no,no " , exclaimed a cross doctor lumbridge. 'Actually , from this book that I am reading , it says that creatures like the SSS are very rare . It say here that they need a mentor to aid them to their present stage.Hence i feel that there are a more powerful person here, behind the screeb , perhaps more devilous than 5 SSS together.

' Bu..but , who has that amount of power ? ' muttered the prince.

' Alas , for that , i do not know, i can only suspect that this entity has omnipotent power , thatb are beyond that even to the late MERLIN. ' , the old jester groan.

Both of them stared at each other with disbelief ,and .....fear.


Who is the mysterious mastermind behind the growth of theSSS. ?

And how powerful is he/she ?

Find out next on SSS Esp 3

SSS Esp 1

Once upon a time , in a place far far away , there exist a hideous old and peverted witch who indulge itself by sucking male 's leg . It name was SSS , super scarly sucker . It was so demonic that the hapless male will shriek with such agony and pain . By the time the SSS was finished with the male, the unfotunate male is already dead , over- exhausted from the violent act .

Hence , a brave prince , the dashing and courageous Cheng Cheng Ho decide to slay the horrible SSS . knowing that the evil SSS was vilen and cunning , he decide to recruit the palace jester :
Doctor Lumbridge to aid him in this horrendous mission.

Will Prince Cheng Cheng Ho and Doctor lumbridge succeed in destroying the SSS ?

Find out on the next sequel : SSS Esp 2