TO all...before reading....do note that there are no offences to anyone nor any harms to animal, this is an Tendays-tale.
The Tendays-tale starts here...
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night, I am Uncle here and you are currently catching up with Tendays News. T-news will try the best make you updated as much as possible.
it seems that this blog has has fallen into a coma again.....no fear no fear....uncle is here to revive this blog....
Now, let us look at the headlines for this week...
The Headlines:
Operation Barnabas-its getting all heated up...
even our one night stand has knew about it....
so everyone be careful.....CW's uncle john might start the Operation Barnabas anytime. IF you were to be a victim of operation barnabas.....please do not hesitate to tell your nearest possible saver - Miss Murba.....as she will try her best to recover your items....with very high chance of 5%. Having a high chance of 5% is sufficient enough to overcome CW's uncle john's Operation Barnabas. Therfore, do not hesitate to tell Miss Murba...or rather, Miss Raka...at 62-95-95-95.
Now, let us go on to the other news...
The-NOT-SO-IMPT-NEWS(1):
ZY, a single 24 year old looking for a special companion.....if you think you are elligible to match yourself with ZY, please do not feel obligated to call....Miss Murba, our match-in-charge at 6777 5777. Alternatively, you can call the TENDAYs "m-m" committee: Mr Siow, Mr Seah and Mr Hidhir, and Mr Lim at 6777 4777. We are sure you will be satisfied.
The-NOT-SO-IMPT-NEWS(2):
ZY, a single 84 year old has been cheated of all her money.....if you think you are rich enough to help her....please call TENDAYs "M-B" committee: Miss Tay, Miss Oh, Miss Wong and Miss Tok for further details at 6222 5111. Alternatively, you can see our match-breaking-in-charge to facilitate registration, Miss Chia at 6222 4111.
Alright, this is all the news we have for you this week. Do remember to watch T-news when it starts the next time. I am Uncle here, have a nice day.
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bULLSHIT
Oliver u rock man!
Should do this weekly or something~
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